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Okay but what about fake dating AU but NOT the way you think. Hear me out okay.
Steve being tired of Dustin telling him over and over to ask out Robin bc they’re obviously in love. Steve has enough and says the only thing that he thinks will get Dustin off his back.
“BECAUSE IM GAY DUSTIN”
“That’s not true!”
“I have a boyfriend!”
“Who?!”
“Jonathan!”
Jonathan is chill and agrees to fake date. They tell the party they’re dating. Steve has a gay awakening. But Jonathan is not his type really. Realizes he likes metal heads when he and Eddie bond about being queer. Eddie Munson is incredibly jealous. ‘HES ACTUALLY GAY BUT TAKEN KILL ME NOW’ Eddie and Jonathan almost get into a fight. Chaos, man, chaos.
Steve is at Eddie’s complaining about the date he went on, how the scars thing had completely unnerved her, and how awkward he was with her. He complained about how he couldn’t remember the last time he got past the first date.
Eddie: *growling and wondering what the hell is wrong with women that they couldn’t find Steve’s personality charming. He would eat it if he could* FUCK IT! I will take you on a fucking date. I will woo the shit out of you and baby…we’re going to make it past the first date.
Eddie grabbed his hand and pulled him out of the trailer.
Steve: It’s nearly midnight, What’s opened?
A small 24 hour dinner was open and it was the best date of Steve’s life. It was so good they went on another and another… Well, by the fifth date they were fucking. Although Robin knew her best friend was seeing someone, Steve had neglected to tell her who. She decided to go over to Eddie’s to find Steve and strolled right into the trailer to find Eddie making out with a girl on his lap. Wait, a girl?? Wasn’t he gay? Judging by the skirt and the bralette it was definitely a girl with short hair. The girl turned her head…
Robin: Steve???
Steve: Uh, Eddie wanted to try something…
Eddie was sitting there with a grin and bright red lipstick smeared across his mouth. Robin stared at Eddie, Eddie stared back. She blinked slowly as she looked at him.
